A new shampoo called “Blago” promises to give your hair the extra “oomph” it deserves, all while saving you the trouble of appearing before a federal grand jury. Score some free bottles this weekend.
Recession Recess (without the wedgies)
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Poorville, Video
Tip Jar: Coffee Tips
Prepare for the financial ride of your life. Complete with over-the-shoulder restraints.
Musings
Zoo Evicts Animals: Now We’re Really Screwed
We’ve all read the depressing stories about families losing their homes, people being evicted, and businesses having to close their doors. Even though these situations tend to suck, most of us can relax a little bit knowing that regardless of our situation, we are still somewhat protected from things like wild animals and nature, because as humans we have done our best to either shoot the animals or lock them away in cages.
Poorvlog, Video
Poorvlog: Monsterpox
I’m feeling really sick, which makes me wonder whether I’ve contracted swine flu, or as I like to call it, “Monsterpox.”
Informative
Forget the Masons. This Is a Club Worth Joining.
Thank you, Recession, for forcing movie theaters to cut costs so that I can still have a little enjoyment between pulling my hair out every time I look at my bank account. (Because pretty soon I’m gonna need a weave.)
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"Fuckin' A, my boss and I were talking about this shit yesterday. Lord knows you" on Cursing at Work
"Dude, I'm totally calling you Brown Bear from now on.
Hey if JD from Scrubs can" on Some Crisis Perspective (Brought To You By TTB)