Thank you, Recession, for forcing movie theaters to cut costs so that I can still have a little enjoyment between pulling my hair out every time I look at my bank account. (Because pretty soon I’m gonna need a weave.)
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Dana DeLorenzo
Dana enjoys busting chops on a daily basis. She is perpetually 10 minutes late for everything, and spends most of her time putting her foot in her mouth. (Yes, she is a contortionist.) She hopes to one day have enough money to get a salt-water pool and a pet dolphin. Dana also hopes to learn how to walk down the street without tripping.
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I’d Like French Toast, Please. Hold the T-Shirt.
I ate a fabulous brunch the other day at a restaurant I’d never been.
Service was great, food was even better. Overall, it was a party in my tummy. With helium tanks and all.
That is, until, I was walking out the door only to be bombarded with merchandise.
Informative
The Swine Flu Can’t Get Us Down
The Swine Flu? Really?
This sounds like some stupid plot in some 1980’s Arnold Schwarzenegger movie.
News
Q: Can A Blago Get A Bailout? A: Boo-Hoo. No.
Poor, corrupt Gov. Blagojevich. He can’t seem to catch a break.
If you haven’t heard, and whether or not you care, a Blago got DE-NIED.
He hoped to be granted permission to go to paradise, aka Costa Rica ( I went there recently–it’s almost too beautiful) to be part of the NBC reality show, “I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here.”
News
Apparently, Everything is BETTER in Texas
Can’t find a job? Or are you a whiny bitch and just want a better one? (Totally acceptable, by the way.)
Move to Texas and all your problems will be solved.
(Added Bonus: You can walk around in ass-less chaps.)
Sounding Off
No, I’m Not Going to Tip You
Tipping is how people in the service industry make a living. I get it, I’ve been there and back. But does scanning an item and telling me my total fall into the service category? I say no.
"Best-picture-ever." on Zoo Evicts Animals: Now We’re Really Screwed
"I get uncomfortable around the mannequins that have nipples. When did they start giving mannequins" on I’d Like French Toast, Please. Hold the T-Shirt.
"Your mom sounds very inventive...what's wrong with a multi purpose bong" on Not Much Bong For Your Buck
"Fuckin' A, my boss and I were talking about this shit yesterday. Lord knows you" on Cursing at Work
"Dude, I'm totally calling you Brown Bear from now on.
Hey if JD from Scrubs can" on Some Crisis Perspective (Brought To You By TTB)