Recession Recess (without the wedgies)
So I saw this product advertised on the View.
(Pipe down. I was too lazy to change channel during breakfast.)
It’s called Garment Guard— and if it actually works, it is an ingenious idea for sweaty people like me.
It’s a little self-adhesive cotton disc that sticks to the inside of your clothing, preventing the ever-so-awful pit stains. Because sometimes 2 clinical strength deodorants are just not enough for me for people.
But, that’s not all this company offers.
I’ve been reading allegations that Yelp tampers with the prominence of positive and negative reviews depending on whether or not certain businesses sponsor the site’s events or advertise on the website. (…)
I see this f*cking ad every day at the train stops in Chicago.
Jet Blue has started reaching out to the people hit hardest by this recession: those that helped cause it.
Hooters, the friendly neighborhood bar/restaurant chain cleverly named after its servers’ “assets,” has got a deal for you.
On Tuesdays, Hooters will donate 1/3 of the proceeds of wings sales to Holy Family Lutheran School. As last Sunday’s ad in the Chicago Tribune quips, “Kids can’t fly without wings!”
Great. Human billboards. That’s all the world needs. More advertising of shit we don’t need to buy with money we don’t have.
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