A new shampoo called “Blago” promises to give your hair the extra “oomph” it deserves, all while saving you the trouble of appearing before a federal grand jury. Score some free bottles this weekend.

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Free Books: I found the site Manybooks.net and I am the happiest monkey alive.

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It’s like deja vous all over again.

According to the four million people who have pinged me about this, if you go to Toasty Torpedo you can play a stupid flash game and get a coupon for a free Quiznos Toasty Torpedo sandwich. Although I’m not a fan of the game, or their advertising, free is one of my favorite things.

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The big problem with the shitty economy is that fun seems to cost money.

And don’t blow smoke up my ass about how many things you can do for fun that don’t cost a thing. Those generally involve other people or some sort of initiative, and those that don’t usually involve sex and even that gets boring after a bit.

The good news for Chicagoans is that the Naperville Public Library has got your back.

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