Recession Recess (without the wedgies)
Poor, corrupt Gov. Blagojevich. He can’t seem to catch a break.
If you haven’t heard, and whether or not you care, a Blago got DE-NIED.
He hoped to be granted permission to go to paradise, aka Costa Rica ( I went there recently–it’s almost too beautiful) to be part of the NBC reality show, “I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here.”
Can’t find a job? Or are you a whiny bitch and just want a better one? (Totally acceptable, by the way.)
Move to Texas and all your problems will be solved.
(Added Bonus: You can walk around in ass-less chaps.)
If you’ve read any of my articles around here, you’ll probably notice a theme.
No, not that I’m a bitch. The other theme.
That I unapologetically revel in the misfortune of others, simply because life sucks all over and sometimes its nice to share that misery with others, whether or not they know it. Now, before you call me a shitty person, hear me out. I don’t enjoy the truly crappy things that happen to people. Even I have a soul. What makes me smile are the same things that happen to all of us: spilling coffee on a white shirt, dating someone who turns out to be gay, that sort of thing.
Have you ever wondered where the recession hit hardest?
Me neither. However, there is now a map where you can see where the recession has hit hardest. You can even break it down by month.
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