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Your Life Could Be Worse
If you want to feel better about your life, listen to this guy’s story. It put’s Milli Vanilli’s story to shame!
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Old White Dudes Love Them Some Monday-Morning Quarterbacking
Do you know a person who is the living definition of a Monday morning quarterback? The one who knew exactly what was going to happen in the big game, only after it already happened. (…)
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President Obama, Lock That Shit Down
Mr. President, we love you, we adore you, we want to have your babies.
But PLEASE, we’re begging you, get it the f*ck together. (…)
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AIG Should Start Hiring Taste Testers For The Cafeteria
Who would’ve thought: employees at AIG are being warned that their lives could be in danger.
This memo was just obtained from Gawker.com…
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Raising Money? All You Need Is A Good Beard.
One Chicagoan is using his flowing beard’s ability to lift heavy objects as part of an effort to raise big bucks for charity.
"Best-picture-ever." on Zoo Evicts Animals: Now We’re Really Screwed
"I get uncomfortable around the mannequins that have nipples. When did they start giving mannequins" on I’d Like French Toast, Please. Hold the T-Shirt.
"Your mom sounds very inventive...what's wrong with a multi purpose bong" on Not Much Bong For Your Buck
"Fuckin' A, my boss and I were talking about this shit yesterday. Lord knows you" on Cursing at Work
"Dude, I'm totally calling you Brown Bear from now on.
Hey if JD from Scrubs can" on Some Crisis Perspective (Brought To You By TTB)
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