As the AP and Clare Fromme report, Vivid Entertainment (link NSFW) has offered (insert pinkie in corner of mouth) One Million Dollars AND a year’s worth of health insurance to Nadya Suleman and her 14 children — if she’ll star in a hard-core porn flick.
And while she said today that she wouldn’t take this offer, there’s still a new subject of befuddlement: She *jokingly* suggested that, when her baby fat is all gone in a year or so, she might consider doing it for $2 million, “if I have more kids.”
If she does end up going for it, I’ll be curious to see if Octo-Mom will be starring as the lead actor or starring as New Zealand did in Lord of the Rings. With womb that seats eight comfortably, and an apparent fear of natural insemination, perhaps her role will be more as a stage set than actually pantomiming the birds and bees.
Sure, they’ll have to deal with the low ceiling and high humidity, but pornography professionals are nothing if not creative. Camera operators will have to wear hip waders, that’s do-able, and they’ll have to watch the power cords so they don’t fry the environment/star. But I’m sure they’ll work it all out, or in, as the case may be.
And Nadya can keep right on studying for her Masters in Social Work without skipping a beat.
Perhaps in future, when she’s a social worker with a caseload, she can become her own mobile office, scheduling meetings with clients on-site, outfit herself with some nice comfortable chairs, a few plants and a desk in there.
Sure, the paperwork will all have to be waterproof to survive the moisture of her office somehow, but I’m sure she’ll work that out, maybe get a contract with 3M or something.
I feel better for those 14 children already.
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Comments (6)
Please. Nancy Pelosi won’t go girl on girl with anyone, she’s too busy hanging on Obama’s nutsack
Seriously…?!?
Personally, I am just sitting here flabbergasted at the thought that there might actually be enough people that want to see that woman naked to warrant such an offer.
Why not something hot, like say, a girl-on-girl film starring Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton & Madeline Albright…?
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I weep for our youth.
HEY. I don’t want to hear it from someone who made a conscious choice to eat a chilie flavored lollipop.
Unless ‘AP’ really means ‘Ass Pirate’, I agree.
There’s something hilarious about seeing my name next to the AP like I am in any way qualified to say half the crap I do.
Are you kidding me? That one year’s health insurance would be worth more than $1M. And if she got it, she’d be able to exploit it as much as possible! For a whole year she could pretty much let her kids run around willy-nilly with scissors, 2×4 pieces of wood with a nail in it, brass knuckles and they’ll be fixed, good as new!
Totally worth it. It pretty much covers her for a year so she does not have to be a responsible parent. You know, as opposed to the rest of their lives when she isn’t a responsible parent.