Comments on: $30 Date Nights

By: Clare Bear

Clare Bear — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 14:32:08 +0000

Awww.

YAY tequila!
Maybe Im just easy to keep happy

By: Fuse

Fuse — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 14:20:17 +0000

WTF, the X is no where near the N. Don’t know how I fucked that one up. TENTS!

By: Fuse

Fuse — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 13:59:22 +0000

You know how much texts costs these days?!

I’m with you on the tequila. This is why I love you.

By: Clare Bear

Clare Bear — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:14:12 +0000

I told you they weren’t all good ideas!

My idea of a $30 date night involves a bottle of tequila.

And a lime if I’m feeling fancy.

By: puzzlehead

puzzlehead — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 18:18:34 +0000

Oh, I’ll pitch a tent alright…

So, I click on the big red button and the response was “Meet for a jog in a scenic park, get sweaty and take it from there.”

Let’s look at why this is a bad idea:
1. A scenic park in the DC area? Great. How about we just walk around with a sign that says ‘Mug me. Please. Just so you know, it will probably only net you about $30.’

2. You want me to jog and get sweaty. First of all, jogging would require physical activity. That’s asking a lot of an American, isn’t it?

3. ‘…get sweaty and take it from there.’ Great. Translation ‘Go home and whine that you have shin splints because your a lazy American that couldn’t find a Segway to rent and you were mugged for $30′