Recession Recess (without the wedgies)
Street person: “Yo, gimme 5 dollars!”
E: “5 dollars, that’s a lot!”
Street Person: “Inflation man, you gotz to keep up.”
E: “Well, actually, the economy’s battling an unprecedented deflationary depression, one in which the powers that be are using monetary policy in ways we’ve never seen before (and so forth, and so forth)”
Street Person: (with a smile) “Aw, man, just shut the fuck up!”
E: (laughing) “Here’s 2 bucks, all I gotz.”
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