At a time when money is tight and job opportunities are low, why not blow that little nest-egg you have on memorabilia from the king of pop himself, Michael Jackson.
Just think of how cool you’ll look next time you have a party and hanging on your wall is a pair of MJ Triumph-era (from 1981 Triumph tour) tube socks encrusted with rhinestones! They’ll only set you back $600-$800.
I’m sure you’re sitting there salivating, getting cold sweaty palms just dying to know how you can get your hands on this stuff. Well, all you have to do is check out Julien’s Auctions.
The whole event goes down Aprill 22-25. But in the meantime, I STRONGLY suggest you browse through all five catalogues of MJ crap just to see for yourself…
Some of my favorites:
What is described as a “Mexican Bandito” — basically a life-size (creepy-looking) mexican bell hop. $800-$1200.
Or, if that’s not your style, how about a life-size real looking (and equally creepy) maid or butler? Only $400-$600!
So what if you live in a studio apartment and your bed is in your kitchen? With these statues, you’ll feel like you live in a mansion. Plus, they can act as a security system and scare away intruders. Or your one-night-stand. Either way it’s win-win.
The best though– the thing I really have always wanted– is a Zoltar. You know, the fortune teller thing from the movie “Big.” That’s all I want in life. Not only is MJ selling one of those, but also a “Grandmother Predictor“– basically the same thing, but it’s a grandma inside.
I’m dying to know what those cards say…
Sugar and spice, and everything nice, that’s what little girls are made of.
A watched pot never boils.
Don’t run. It jumbles your insides.
However, there is one thing I DO NOT think he should give up. It’s the robotic head of MJ used in the film “Moonwalker.”
Juuuuuuuust incase his real face falls off, this might come in handy someday.
Tags: auction, memorabilia, Michael Jackson
