Things are happening here at Tame The Bear!

Our voice is cracking, we’re growing hair in unusual places, and we’re getting erections at the most inopportune moments.

But at least some acne is clearing up!

We’re growing more and more every day, and that means adjusting this gosh darn site to meet those demands.

Which is why we’ll be unveiling a giant redesign over the next week or so, as well as enhancing our community features, and adding a slate of new columns and original video series that reinforce our message of “recession recess” (and the subliminal message to convert to Scientology, of course.)

There’s a lot in the works that’ll just have to be a surprise, but thanks for staying tuned and making us your home for crass innuendo and zany childishness, all in the name of our damn economy.

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