The outsourcing of jobs is annoying enough. How can anyone compete with a cheaper alternative? Hard to do.
But competing with an anatomically correct android? MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE.
(Cue music! Duh duh duh duh-duh, duh duh duh duh-duh….)
According to the Atlana Journal Constitution, the rise of the machines is just around the corner.
In Japan, a female robot or “cybernetic human” was created to sache her metal hips down the catwalk. But apparently this robot is not runway approved yet. She may have a computer glitch and bitch-slap the human models.
(A female human vs. robot supermodel catfight? Nerds and jocks would finally unite!)
But who really cares if models lose their jobs? Sorry, but it’s about time they experienced a little hardship like the rest of us common fugly foke.
What’s scary is the jobs they propose these robots will fill in the very near future.
Are you the overly-animated guy who works at an amusement park? You’re gone. Do you teach aerobics and excercise? Bye-bye.
They have even tested robots as receptionists. Now bosses everywhere will have to look elsewhere for their part-time lovers. (Love that song!)
Scarier yet: someday soon when you go to visit grandpa in the nursing home, you might just see C3PO pushing his wheelchair down the hall. Because according to government official Yoshihiro Kaga, high demands are being made for emotionless caregivers for the old folks and the sick.
Although, how awesome would that make the otherwise painful visits to the nursing home? Listening to grandpa tell stories about how he was in the war with C3PO would make my day.
But other than that, I think these robots need to back the f*ck off and go back to where they came from…which, I’m assuming, is some teenage point-dexter’s wet dream.
Tags: robots
