You probably heard that the AP is going to crack down on how we websites use their content. So enjoy it while it lasts, because soon we’ll be deprived of the following gold, prize-winning headlines:
When should Alzheimer’s patients stop driving?
I’m no doctor, but my guess is WHEN THEY GET DIAGNOSED WITH FUCKING ALZHEIMER’S!
Winners at Annual Academy of Country Music Awards
Lemme guess. Truck driver, Redneck, and Toby Keith took top honors.
BBC apologizes over jokes about jockey’s teeth
Those who live in glass houses…
Thief nabbed with 68 tubes of toothpaste
Well we know he wasn’t a jockey.
Woman divorces husband for cleaning too much
She probably got a suck buddy. Move over, hubby.
Comments (2)
Hey velvet, just call me AP, your arse isnt near fat enough to worry me…
Youre a funny lady Clarissa
I’ve refused to cite, link or deal with the AP because of this reason for over a year now.
If they are reading this?
Kiss the fattest part of my ass.