What’s that? You found $250 on the street and don’t know what to do with it? And you have an insatiable appetite for Mexican velvet paintings of American handymen?
Well, you’re in luck, because the good neocons folks at VelvetPaintings.com are auctioning off their prized jewel: A Velvet Painting of Joe The Plumber, on Black Velvet. And it’s only $250.
Listen to why these sellers think you should own this piece of history:
“This painting of Republican Deep Thinker and Impromptu Party Spokesmodel… is from ‘The American Tabloid Heroes Collection – Modern American Media Martyrs on Black Velvet.”
“Isn’t it time you paid your respects? Get your Patriot Portrait Collectible…today.”
“No American Citizen Should Be Without One.”
Wow.
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