Ladies, have you been losing weight due to the lack of spending on those chili-cheese fries and ice cream?
Are you wasting away like this girl?
Have you lost your luscious, J.Lo-inspired booty?
Well, fear not. Because now you can get it back!
Booty Pop panties have come to save the day.
They are boy-short style panties with built-in butt cheeks, that “make your booty pop.”
It’s like the wonder bra — for your ass.
They’ll set you back $28, but they come in yummy colors — like Pink Cotton Candy and Blueberry Gum Drops. (No confirmation whether they are edible or scratch-n-sniff.)
So, the next time you hear Sir Mix-A-Lot, you don’t have to be ashamed. You can get up there and shake it with the rest of the big-booty girls.
Tags: expensive crap, hanky panky











Comments (1)
Can I get a sock sewn into my pants?