Ever since the economy took a turn and Al Gore got all preachy, it seems like everyone is all about recycling.

One of the major problems with recycling is that it doesn’t apply to everything. One designer/mental patient has decided to do his part to remedy this situation.

You can now turn a blow up doll into an article of clothing.

This is perhaps the most brilliant idea, ever. Not only is it creepy enough to scare away everyone who sees it, saving you the trouble of actually socializing with a real person, it also ensures that you can remain close to the only woman who ever put out for you.

A mans first blow up doll is much like his first car: you want to keep her forever no matter how many times you rode in her, and no matter how dirty it got you still loved her. Now, you don’t have to miss that feeling.

Also, it saves the serial killers in society all the trouble of killing random prostitutes so they can use their skin to create various articles of clothing.

Finally, the most important part. This will significantly reduce the sheer volume of blow up dolls found in landfills, thus protecting all the little animals that live there from turning into perverts.

An added bonus? It reduces your risk of catching an STD by almost 100%, because chances are if you wear it in public no one will ever have sex with you again.