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TARP. What does it stand for? Besides reminding me that this is a big mess with no actual tarp under it, it’s supposed to mean “Troubled Asset Relief Program” but I think we can do better than that.
Maybe Toxic Asset Redistribution Program? Or, from the same blog: Taxpayers Assume Reaming Position? How about: Thanks Assholes, Refreshing Profits? Anyone? Tell me in the comments?!
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A TARP is a big-ass plastic sheet that the gov’t uses to cover up a pile of taxpayer money that they’re giving to their buds.
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