I just read some depressing article about how JP Morgan is going to cut up to 12,000 jobs.

This is not a depressing blog, I didn’t mean to depress you. Shame on me. However, this is leading somewhere, so bear with me. They are also discussing cutting dividends dramatically, but that’s not my point either. They are also anticipating losses in the hundreds of millions because of this whole sub prime mortgage credit fiasco thing.

What is making me smile is that this comes days after my argument with the Big Blue Bank, owned by JP Morgan.

Now, I know what you’re thinking.

You’re thinking that those guys are big A-holes, and you’d be right. But I’ve done it! My strongly worded blog post has caused JP Morgan to tremble and batten down the hatches for things to get worse. At least, that’s what I like to think.

I hate to see anyone lose a job, but I have to say, I kind of like watching JP Morgan take it right in the pooper. Not so fun when you’re on the other end of it, huh? Did my $175 help? No?

In that case, I want it back.

Suck on that.

Tags: banks, hanky panky, layoffs