Being cool is always free once you’ve gotten the hang of it.
As an unknown author has penned, there are specific ways to navigate the path that leads to the club. Some cost money, like wearing cologne and subscribing to Vice Magazine.
But others on this thoughtful list are quite cost effective.
In fact, I bet you could learn how to speak European for practically nothing. As Dexter will tell you, growing facial hair indeed ups your cool quality. though for some this may seem an impossible dream there are ways around it.
Yep, the dude that wrote the list has it covered. 360s? On the list, loser.
What other cheap ways are there to be cool? Rock Collecting? That’s free. Keeping pet spiders or any type of pet bug combines the coolness of a pet with the free (and disposable) quality of insects.
Hang out at the library — that one’s completely free and has the benefit of introducing more quality cool people to your growing cadre of cool friends. Some, especially in the cold of winter and the heat of summer, will be well equipped with beards, and may even carry their bug collections right on their persons, especially if your town library is located near a bus depot.
Yep, coolness is right under your nose. You just have to reach out and claim it.
