Don’t pass on the 7 pound pizza, Dana. Be one with the pizza. It calls you. Nay, it beckons you with an unbridled passion that you have never felt before. If you listen closely you can even hear it:

Dana…

…Dana…

…Daaaaanaaa…

…buy Puzzy a shirt. Oh, and try the breadsticks.

Clare, you shush.

Trust me, he should not be allowed in places like that.

Thank you for your comments. Dually noted.

I must clarify the Kirstie Alley analogy. What I meant was, all the mannequins/models for Victoria’s Secret are about a size negative 0.

And as a woman, I can’t help but get frustrated when I pass a mostly-naked model staring at me in the dressing room, only to look in the mirror and see that the panty/bra combo I have on does NOT make me feel sexy. It makes me feel like I should have passed on the 7 pound pizza.

But to each his own. Rock out those T-Shirts. And now when I see the guy walking down the street that’s sporting the “I Can’t Believe I Ate the Whole Thing” shirt, I will know it’s you, and I’ll say hi.

- I don’t think I would ever eat anything that looked like clam chowder or smelled of sea food from a women’s undergarment store.

- Have you seen Kirstie Alley recently?? She was on Oprah – http://www.oprah.com/article/oprahshow/20090417-tows-kirstie-alley-weight
If my wife wore a thong or bra to make her look like that, well, I’d still love her but I’d question why she would want to look worse.

But, back to your original topic: I like buying clothes at places where I eat :) It just goes to show how much I enjoy eating there. Who knows, the shirts might become popular like the recent trend of retro t-shirts. Why wouldn’t you want to be one of the first people to own a ‘I Can’t Believe I Ate The Whole Thing’ shirt from your local pizza shop that offers a 7 pound pizza?